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                                       Three Funny Jokes                                                               1. Network Troubles A woman walked into a mobile store with her phone in hand. Shopkeeper: What seems to be the problem, ma’am? Woman: My phone isn’t getting any network. Shopkeeper: That’s probably because of bad weather. Woman: Then change the bad weather and put in some good weather! (The shopkeeper is yet to regain consciousness.)                                                               2. A "Grave" Offer A patient visits the doctor’s clinic. ...

                                                              Five Hilarious Jokes                                                                                               1. No Time for Mischief Father: You didn’t misbehave at school today, did you? Son: No, Dad! I was standing on the bench the entire time. I didn’t even get a chance to! 2. The Precise Beggar Beggar: Madam, please have mercy and give me something. Homeowner: Not today, sorry. Beggar: Madam, I can’t measure mercy today—I forgot to bring my tape measure!                 ...

                      Dildar’s Three Hilarious Jokes                                                                           1. Sun-Class Confusion The teacher announced to the students, “Tomorrow, I’ll be teaching about the Sun. Everyone must attend.” Dildar quickly chimed in, “Sir, I can’t attend!” The teacher asked, “Why not?” Dildar replied, “Sir, you’ll be teaching on the Sun, right? It’s too hot there; we’ll all get burned!”                                                             2. The Disguised Donkey A donkey suddenly kicked Dildar and ran off. Furious, Dildar started chasing it...

  1. Poltu and Biltu's Funny Conversation Biltu: Hey, why do you look so down? Feeling upset? Poltu: I just finished reading a book with a terribly sad ending. Biltu: What book? Poltu: My bank account passbook! Biltu: Oh, I see... let’s talk later. 2. A Teacher’s Question in Class Teacher: There’s a similarity between eyes and a camera, but what’s the difference? A student answers: Manoj: Sir, eyes are like lazy students, while cameras are like diligent ones. Teacher: How? Manoj: Eyes study but don’t do homework, whereas cameras always complete their homework by writing everything down! The teacher burst out laughing! 3. A Funny Incident at the Hospital After an eye operation, a woman started shouting. Doctor: What happened? Woman: Someone has stolen my wig! Doctor: How can you tell? Woman: Before the operation, it felt cheap. Now it feels premium! Doctor: Don’t worry, it seems your operation was a success! 4. Husband and Wife’s Quarrel Husband: I’ll burn this house d...

 ### **Three Travelers* * Quite a while in the past, a gathering of voyagers wandered starting with one country then onto the next, investigating lands and recording customs and customs. Among them were individuals of different religions — Hindu, Muslim, Christian, and Jewish — who regarded each other notwithstanding their disparities. At some point, three such voyagers — a Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim — showed up in another land during their excursion. Depleted and starving, they ended up without food or sanctuary late around evening time, as every one of the homes were locked, and the townspeople were sleeping soundly. With no other choice, they spread their covers under a banyan tree to rest. Unexpectedly, a thoughtful resident drew nearer and offered them a little piece of desserts. Their yearning was extreme to the point that separating the desserts would fulfill not even one of them. More regrettable, a small chomp would just exacerbate their craving. The shrewd Jewish voya...

 ### **The Influence of Wealth** In a tranquil town in Bangladesh, encompassed by bamboo forests, brambles, limited pathways, and the gleaming raindrops laying on taro leaves, carried on with a hunchbacked frog under one of the taro plants. At some point, the frog was seen sitting under its verdant sanctuary, puffing up its gut and glaring with its greenish eyes. It didn't seem irate but instead alert — its stance proposed a status to guard itself. It was early morning. The downpour had left dewdrops flickering on the grass, birds were leaving their homes looking for food, and crows were contending among themselves in an open field close by. Ranchers were going to their fields with furrows and steers, getting ready for a day of work. At this quiet hour, an old man, getting back from his morning ablutions (regularly alluded to as "going to the ghat" in provincial regions), was heading back home along the thin way. As he passed by the taro plant, the hunchbacked frog jumped...

 ### **The Pony Thief** The cheat, enchanted by this proposition, concurred and started showing his specialty: 1. **Step 1:** The cheat moved toward the pony delicately, tapped it affectionately, and gave it a calming rub. He made sense of, *"This assembles entrust with the pony. Presently it won't kick or run away."* 2. **Step 2:** He loosened the pony's reins and said, *"Next, you should quickly and ably put the harness on."* He showed the cycle immaculately. 3. **Step 3:** Mounting the pony with spryness, he proceeded, *"Now, cautiously however immediately, get on the pony. Once situated, poke its sides with your feet and whip it softly to make it run."* The criminal then gone to the proprietor and said: *"That is the way you take a pony. Nonetheless, there's nothing very like the adventure of jogging away with the pony directly before its owner!"* Saying this, the cheat prodded the pony and evaporated instantly, leaving the propri...

 ### Three Amusing Brief tales #### **Story 1: The Instructor Was Once a Student** Four designing understudies went out traveling and missed their test. To legitimize their nonattendance, they manufactured a story: *"Sir, one of our grandmas was on her deathbed, so we went to visit her. Coming back, our vehicle had a level tire."* Hearing their request, the teacher consented to give them a cosmetics test yet with one condition: they needed to step through the examination in discrete rooms. At the point when the test began, there was just **one question**: *"Which tire was flat?"* **Moral:** Never lie to an educator — they were once understudies as well! --- #### **Story 2: The Matchstick** Three lawbreakers were condemned to four years in jail. Out of graciousness, the appointed authority permitted every one of them to take one thing to breathe easy. - The first picked a scratch pad and a pen. - The second took a radio. - The third selected a monster box of cigarett...

1. Student and Teacher Teacher : Tell me, what’s the benefit of the semester system? Student : I don’t know about benefits, but humiliation happens twice a year now! 2. Father and Son While searching his son’s coat, a father found cigarettes and girls' phone numbers. Father : Since when did this start? Son : Dad, this coat is yours. 3. Husband and Wife The wife called her husband from her parents’ house and said, “You can’t live without me, can you?” Husband : Oh, silly girl! If you don’t like Zee TV, you can try Star or Sony—they’re good channels too! 4. Boss and Employee Employee : Sir, I need a few days off. Boss : Only on one condition—answer this question. Why did Katappa kill Baahubali? Employee : Sir, maybe Baahubali didn’t approve his leave! Boss : How many days off do you need? 5. Boyfriend and Girlfriend Boyfriend : Why didn’t you meet me yesterday? Girlfriend : There was a beautiful tragedy at home. Boyfriend : What does a beautiful tragedy mean?...

Teacher: Baten, what’s the opposite of "ভেজাল" (impure)? Baten: Pure, Sir. Teacher: Good. Baten: Bad. Teacher: (angrily) Rude! Baten: Polite. Teacher: (even more angry) Get out! Baten: Sit down. The teacher said to a student, "You’re doing terribly in studies. Tomorrow, bring your father to school. I need to consult with him." The student replied, "But Sir, that will cost a fee!" Teacher: Fee? Why? Student: My father is a lawyer. He doesn’t consult for free. Teacher: Zahid, where do teachers belong? Zahid: Behind me, Sir. Teacher: (furious) Haven’t you learned to respect teachers? You’ll never achieve anything! Zahid: Why, Sir? My father always says, “I’ve kept so many teachers behind you, but you still couldn’t pass!” During an exam, a girl started crying loudly. Teacher: Why are you crying? Girl: The essay didn’t match! Teacher: What was the topic? Girl: "Student Life," Sir. But I’m a girl, not a boy! ...