Five Hilarious Jokes

                                                              Five Hilarious Jokes

                                                                                             

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1. No Time for Mischief

Father: You didn’t misbehave at school today, did you?
Son: No, Dad! I was standing on the bench the entire time. I didn’t even get a chance to!

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2. The Precise Beggar

Beggar: Madam, please have mercy and give me something.
Homeowner: Not today, sorry.
Beggar: Madam, I can’t measure mercy today—I forgot to bring my tape measure!

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3. Reminder for the Reminder

Dildar: Call me exactly at 10 PM. I have something important to discuss with you.
Dildar’s Friend: Okay, but you call me at 9:59 PM to remind me first!

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4. A Clever Retort

Teacher: Who was Akbar?
Student: I don’t know, Sir.
Teacher: Of course, you don’t know! Pay attention in class, and you’ll learn.
Student: Alright, Sir. Do you know who Suman is?
Teacher: No, who is that?
Student: Pay attention to your daughter, Sir—you’ll find out!