Dildar’s Three Hilarious Jokes

                      Dildar’s Three Hilarious Jokes

                                                                         

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1. Sun-Class Confusion

The teacher announced to the students, “Tomorrow, I’ll be teaching about the Sun. Everyone must attend.”
Dildar quickly chimed in, “Sir, I can’t attend!”
The teacher asked, “Why not?”
Dildar replied, “Sir, you’ll be teaching on the Sun, right? It’s too hot there; we’ll all get burned!”

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2. The Disguised Donkey

A donkey suddenly kicked Dildar and ran off. Furious, Dildar started chasing it. A little while later, he spotted a zebra and caught it.
While beating the zebra mercilessly, Dildar yelled, “You rascal! You think you can fool me by wearing a tracksuit? Do I look like a fool to you?”

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3. Sofa Scolding

Dildar had a habit of lying on the sofa, which annoyed his mother to no end. One day, she stormed towards him with a sandal in hand and shouted, “You ungrateful boy! How many times have I told you not to lie on the sofa? Today, I’ll fix you with this sandal!”
Dildar calmly replied, “Mom, I promise I won’t do it again.”
His mother scolded, “Sofas are for sitting, not lying!”
To this, Dildar retorted, “Well, sandals are for wearing, not for beating your son!”