Jokes

                                       Three Funny Jokes

                                                             

1. Network Troubles

A woman walked into a mobile store with her phone in hand.
Shopkeeper: What seems to be the problem, ma’am?
Woman: My phone isn’t getting any network.
Shopkeeper: That’s probably because of bad weather.
Woman: Then change the bad weather and put in some good weather!
(The shopkeeper is yet to regain consciousness.)

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2. A "Grave" Offer

A patient visits the doctor’s clinic.
Doctor: If my treatment makes you healthy, what will you give me as a reward?
Patient: Sir, I’m a poor man.
Doctor: That’s okay. Just give me whatever you can afford.
Patient: Sir, I dig graves for a living. I’ll dig yours for free!

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3. Where Does the Road Go?

First Person: Brother, where does this road lead?
Second Person: Why, it doesn’t lead anywhere!
First Person: Are you joking? Tell me the truth!
Second Person: Why would I joke? I’ve been seeing this road right here for 20 years!