Poltu and Biltu's Funny Conversation

 

1. Poltu and Biltu's Funny Conversation

Biltu: Hey, why do you look so down? Feeling upset?
Poltu: I just finished reading a book with a terribly sad ending.
Biltu: What book?
Poltu: My bank account passbook!
Biltu: Oh, I see... let’s talk later.

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2. A Teacher’s Question in Class

Teacher: There’s a similarity between eyes and a camera, but what’s the difference?
A student answers:
Manoj: Sir, eyes are like lazy students, while cameras are like diligent ones.
Teacher: How?
Manoj: Eyes study but don’t do homework, whereas cameras always complete their homework by writing everything down!
The teacher burst out laughing!

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3. A Funny Incident at the Hospital

After an eye operation, a woman started shouting.
Doctor: What happened?
Woman: Someone has stolen my wig!
Doctor: How can you tell?
Woman: Before the operation, it felt cheap. Now it feels premium!
Doctor: Don’t worry, it seems your operation was a success!

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4. Husband and Wife’s Quarrel

Husband: I’ll burn this house down!
Wife: Sure, but first bring a liter of kerosene. Otherwise, even the stove won’t light.

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5. The Little Shopkeeper

A customer visits a shop run by a young boy.
Customer: Such a small kid managing such a big shop?
Boy: Yes.
Customer: Don’t you feel tempted to eat the candies and chocolates?
Boy: I do, but I don’t eat them. I just lick them and put them back!