Funny Bengali Jokes to Brighten Your Day

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1. Student and Teacher

Teacher: Tell me, what’s the benefit of the semester system?
Student: I don’t know about benefits, but humiliation happens twice a year now!

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2. Father and Son

While searching his son’s coat, a father found cigarettes and girls' phone numbers.
Father: Since when did this start?
Son: Dad, this coat is yours.

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3. Husband and Wife

The wife called her husband from her parents’ house and said, “You can’t live without me, can you?”
Husband: Oh, silly girl! If you don’t like Zee TV, you can try Star or Sony—they’re good channels too!

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4. Boss and Employee

Employee: Sir, I need a few days off.
Boss: Only on one condition—answer this question. Why did Katappa kill Baahubali?
Employee: Sir, maybe Baahubali didn’t approve his leave!
Boss: How many days off do you need?

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5. Boyfriend and Girlfriend

Boyfriend: Why didn’t you meet me yesterday?
Girlfriend: There was a beautiful tragedy at home.
Boyfriend: What does a beautiful tragedy mean?
Girlfriend: A beautiful mess.
The boyfriend sat down, holding his head in despair.

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6. Husband and Wife

Wife: I’ve gained a lot of weight.
Husband: So have I.
Wife: But I’m becoming a mother.
Husband: And I’m becoming a father