Read Once, Laugh Uncontrollably! Here Are the Top 5 Jokes of the Day Just for You

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A Read Once, Laugh Uncontrollably! Here Are the Top 5 Jokes of the Day Just for You

A Feeling tired at work? Here’s your quick dose of laughter!
Life is better with a healthy mind along with a healthy body. Laughter, they say, is the best medicine—it not only lightens your mood but also improves blood circulation. So, here are five of the best jokes of the day to give your funny bone a workout. Warning: Be ready to laugh till your stomach hurts!

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A1. The Salesman’s Offer

Salesman: Sir, I have a fantastic powder for rats, available at a very low price. Interested?
Mr. Animesh: No, we don’t pamper rats in this house! If I use powder today, they’ll ask for perfume tomorrow!

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A2. The “Pilot” Son-in-Law

Mother-in-law: What do you do for a living these days?
Son-in-law: I’m a pilot.
Mother-in-law: Oh! Which airline do you fly for?
Son-in-law: Nah, I fly drones with a remote control at weddings.
Mother-in-law faints instantly!

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A3. The Secret of Peace

Teacher: Tell me, Abhik, where does peace reside?
Abhik: In homes where both husband and wife are busy on their phones!

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A4. Boys and "Others' Property"

Teacher: If girls are considered someone else’s property, then what are boys?
Student: Sir, boys are thieves!
Teacher: What nonsense is that?
Student: Because thieves are always eyeing someone else’s property.

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A5. The Clever Thief

Police (knocking on the door): Open up! This is the police.
Thief: Why should I open it?
Police: We need to talk to you.
Thief: How many of you are there?
Police: Three of us.
Thief: Then talk among yourselves. I’m busy!

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